SSCF Entry 4

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January 4, X
Weather: Sunny

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I used to think that people could only get hangovers from drinking. Now I know it’s possible to get hangovers from motion sickness.

After sitting in the car driven by the sand sculpture yesterday night, my head stayed groggy until morning, and I felt like throwing up.

In this kind of state, my eyes felt all the more spicy¹ when I saw the “masterpiece” on the wall.

I really don’t understand how this guy can draw something so ugly.

How can he be someone who completed nine years of compulsory education? It’s impossible he never took any art classes! Why does it look like he’s never received any aesthetic education?!

Suddenly, I was somewhat glad he only used black and blue ink to complete this “masterpiece”. If it had been red, I think the cleaning aunt will notify the police the moment she comes, believing that a homicide happened in my home. It’ll become a murder scene… They may think that the messy scribbles on the wall is a death message left by the victim (me).

Imagining that scene, I couldn’t help but grab a marker to write the two words–“Wu YunFei”– beside the “masterpiece”, finishing it off with a big arrow.

I want everyone to know that this sand sculpture ruined my wall!

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Translator’s Notes:

^{1. Spicy eyes(辣眼睛): Term used by Chinese netizens when they see something unbearable/horrible. The uncomfortable feeling is like getting spice in your eyes. ↩}

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Naeda’s Log: These two were made for each other.

Seeya Saturday~

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