SSCF Entry 23

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January 25, X
Weather: Sunny

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The moment I came home today, I saw Wu YunFei laughing joyously, as if he had just succeeded in confessing to the girl he liked.

If we were in a time of peace, I would take the opportunity to make fun of him, and maybe even ask why he was laughing.

However, given that the two of us were in a cold war, I simply glanced at him and didn’t say a word.

Hmph! (* ￣︿￣) He’s not the only one who knows how to be difficult!

This guy laughed even more happily when he saw my bad complexion!

(///￣皿￣)○ What is he laughing at? Showing off his white teeth!

Unable to restrain my emotions, I rolled my eyes at him. 

“It was you who booked the hotel room for me that day,” he suddenly started. It wasn’t a question, but a statement. 

Not knowing what to say, I didn’t reply.

How could I admit to it?!

He drank so much he didn’t remember anything, but I was almost seen as someone who wanted to rob an innocent man of his □□ that day!

He had said nothing good and kept howling on about how he was “a man with husband”, “□□”, and so on. At that time, I really wanted to pick up a brick and let him see why flowers were so red!

Fortunately, the lighting there was dark, otherwise we would’ve both hopped on the hot search of Weibo.

I can only imagine what kind of titles those boring people will make up. →_→  

《What?! Big Boss Feng unexpectedly went to a bar at midnight to…》

《The heir of the Feng Corporation actually has this kind of hobby?!》

《The proud son of Heaven is actually gay?! He’s also into force play?!》

While I was letting my imagination run wild, this guy did something crazy: he suddenly ran over and kissed me.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

Sometimes, I seriously admire my own calmness. I was obviously startled, but my voice was calm, as if I was just asking what the menu was for tonight’s dinner. 

“Your mind was drifting, so I was calling it back,” he laughed.

This guy is poisonous! How can he use this kind of method to snap someone back to reality?

I originally thought that being suddenly kissed by a man would be uncomfortable. In reality, however, although I felt a bit awkward, I didn’t feel like there was anything wrong. 

Maybe this is the so-called ‘habit becomes nature’. This guy is usually too much of a sand sculpture that, even if he does something different from other people, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

Seeing that I was silent, he told me that the bar was owned by an acquaintance of his and that it wouldn’t be easy for a stranger to carry him away.

Emmm, I felt that apart from his crazy struggling, which had caused me some trouble, the whole process of me taking him away from the bar was completely smooth without any obstructions.

When he had made such a disturbance, the security guard just came over to keep order and disperse the crowd watching. He didn’t ask any questions, and even helped me bring him out of the door.

“That’s because they all know you,” he smiled. “Fortunately, I have foresight, or else I would’ve had to fish you out the police station the next day.”

“Then I really have to thank you.” I wasn’t angry about that. 

I was a little curious about how his friends knew me. It was the first time I went to that bar.

“Because I showed them photos and videos of you!” The sand sculpture’s expression was subtle¹, “Naturally, I have to tell everyone about my outstanding childhood friend!”

Humans are such hypocritical creatures. I had clearly made up my mind to have a cold war with him, but listening to him praise me so much, I had an inexplicable desire to reconcile. 

There are always people who will praise me, and their words will go in one ear and out the other. However, the sand sculpture’s praise seemed to have a magical effect, making the corners of my mouth hook up unconsciously.

“Hahahahahaha, you smiled! If you smile, everything’s okay,” he laughed. “You’ve been especially easy to coax since you were a child. If I say a few nice words, you’ll instantly be fine, just like a stupid fool.”

CNM²! You’re the stupid fool!

I told myself to be magnanimous and forgiving³. Magnanimous and forgiving!

“No! I can’t be coaxed this time!” I glared at him.

I carefully recalled the past. It seems like ever since I was little, every time he made me mad or unhappy, a great majority of the conflicts would be solved with one sentence. At most, he would add in a meal from Golden Arches.

However, if I was the one to provoke him, this guy had plenty of ways to torment me. In the end, not only did I have to coax him with kind words, but I also had to pay reparations and promise him many compensations.

QAQ Obviously, I’m the busy one, ah… This is unfair…

“I’ll treat you a meal to Golden Arches?” he proposed after thinking for a while.

Hehe, I can finally see through this man. It turns out that in his eyes, the heir of the grand Feng Corporation is only worth one meal at Golden Arches. (╬▔皿▔)凸

Seeing that I was refusing to acknowledge him, he gritted his teeth and said, “Two meals!”

“It’s not the number of meals.” I sneered, “I’ll have to trouble you to look carefully. I am now 25, not 5, not 15! Please consider my age when you apologize.”

This guy sized me up and down, and then suddenly blushed. 

Why was he blushing? Was he thinking of something not suitable for children?

o(*￣▽￣*)o Did he wanted to share his hard disk with me?

If it’s such a big gift, I won’t mind forgiving him a little.

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Translator’s Notes:

^{1. 欠抽的表情: According to Baidu, it’s an expression someone makes when they know they’re saying something unreasonable or annoying but don’t want to get hit? How does one translate that… OTL ↩}

^{2. CNM: abbreviation for f*ck your mom or just f*ck ↩}

^{3. The saying in Chinese is actually “the prime minister can support a ship in his belly”, which basically means to be generous and forgiving. ↩}

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Naeda’s Log: If it wasn’t clear the last few chapters, Feng Yao’s obviously (and unknowingly) whipped for YunFei ever since they were children. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Disappeared for a bit because of the you-know-what virus. Stay safe everyone!)

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