SSCF Entry 13

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January 14, X
Weather: Cloudy

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Before today, I had thought that sand sculptures who licked iron poles during winter only existed in fables posted online.

However, Wu YunFei allowed me to witness this fable come to life. (～￣▽￣)～

This guy didn’t run outside and lick an iron pole, but he did accidentally get his tongue stuck to a spoon while eating a carton of ice cream at home!

Only heaven knows what this sand sculpture was thinking!

When I bought the ice cream, a small wooden spoon was given as a present. Instead of using that spoon, why did he feel the need to eat with a stainless steel one?

I wanted to laugh so badly I had a cramp!

But under his resentful gaze, I bit back the smile threatening to break out on my face. Then, I suggested he take a mouthful of warm water to slowly pull the spoon away from his tongue.

The waiting time was somewhat long, but my method finally showed results. The only repercussion was the small lisp he got from his swollen tongue.

After I asked him how this happened, he spoke with grievance that he had been suffering from excessive internal heat since he ate hotpot two days ago. He wanted to lower it by eating ice cream.

（⊙ｏ⊙）Can ice cream lower your internal heat? It’s the first time I heard of this…

I asked him why he used a metal spoon to eat. He said that the wooden spoon that came with the ice cream was too small and wasn’t satisfying to eat with, so he went to the kitchen to search for a bigger spoon.

Emmm, he can’t even eat ice cream peacefully… Why not just find a shovel? That thing is bigger and more fun to eat ice cream with. =ω=

But I still couldn’t figure out how he got his tongue stuck to the spoon.

To show me, he reenacted the whole process.

It turns out that after eating two bites of ice cream, he was curious about the taste of the metal spoon, and he licked it.

O(∩_∩)O Okay, I understand how your tongue got stuck.

However, at that moment, his tongue got stuck again.

We’ve been really busy… 

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Naeda’s Log: Please don’t ask me how he got his tongue stuck to the spoon so tragically. Either the spoon got really, really, really cold or his tongue was really, really, really dry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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